Dr. Alfred's Fine Grooming Goods
Soap, Wax, & Balms for the Distinguished Gentleman

  • Clean it.

    Dr. Alfred's Fine Grooming Goods offers a refined selection of handcrafted essentials for the distinguished gentleman. Our rich, lathering soap cleanses and invigorates, while our firm-hold mustache wax tames and styles with ease. The nourishing lotion bars provide deep hydration in a mess-free solid form, and our conditioning beard balm softens, strengthens, and shapes your beard to perfection. Elevate your grooming routine with time-honored formulas designed for the modern frontier.

  • Shape it.

    Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods isn’t just about looking your best—it’s about stepping into the spirit of the Old West while supporting a great cause! Inspired by the charm of vintage apothecaries and the rugged grit of frontier life, these handcrafted soaps, mustache waxes, lotion bars, and beard balms bring a touch of history to your daily routine. Every purchase helps fund Spirit of Bohemia Mining Days, keeping the legend of Cottage Grove’s mining past alive through community events and historical reenactments. So lather up, wax on, and know that you’re not just grooming—you’re making history!

  • Grow it.

    Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods was born out of my own love for a well-kept beard—because when you’ve got a cool beard, you take care of it! I’ve always believed that a great beard deserves great products, ones that not only style and condition but also make the grooming experience fun. Inspired by the craftsmanship of the Old West, I wanted to create something that blends vintage charm with modern quality, all while supporting Spirit of Bohemia Mining Days. Whether it’s a rugged balm, a strong mustache wax, or a rich soap, every product is made with care—because a fine beard is a work of art, and every gentleman deserves to treat his like one.

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Disclaimer:

Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods are handcrafted with quality ingredients for a superior grooming experience. However, individual skin types and sensitivities may vary. We recommend conducting a patch test before full use. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.

These products are intended for external use only. Avoid contact with eyes, and keep out of reach of children. While inspired by the charm of Old West apothecaries, Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods make no medical claims and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition.

By purchasing and using these products, you acknowledge that Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods is not liable for any adverse reactions or misuse. If you have health concerns, please consult a medical professional before use.

The Inspiration Behind the Name

Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods takes its name from Dr. Alfred Simmons, a character I once played in TFFRP – The Final Frontier Roleplay, a RedM server created by a fellow and friend of mine, Tom. Dr. Simmons was a smooth-talking frontier physician, part doctor, part showman, and full-time entrepreneur. Once a respected physician back East, he ventured into the untamed West, where he quickly became known for his “miraculous” tonics, well-crafted grooming goods, and a silver tongue that could charm both lawmen and outlaws alike. While his “Elixir of the West” was often just candy or whiskey, now his beard balms and mustache waxes gained legendary status, promising any man who uses them a sharper look and a stronger presence.

Though Tom has since shut down TFFRP, the memories we made on FiveM and RedM live on. Dr. Alfred Simmons was more than just a roleplay character—he was a symbol of adventure, wit, and Old West charm. Now, Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods carries that spirit forward, blending the tradition of classic grooming with a touch of frontier nostalgia.