Dr. Alfred's Fine Grooming Goods
Soap, Wax, & Balms for the Distinguished Gentleman
Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods offers handcrafted grooming essentials that blend the charm of vintage apothecaries with the rugged spirit of the Old West. From rich, lathering soaps to firm-hold mustache waxes and nourishing beard balms, every product is made with care to keep you looking sharp. More than just grooming, every purchase helps support Spirit of Bohemia Mining Days, preserving Cottage Grove’s mining heritage through community events and historical reenactments. Look your best, embrace the frontier spirit, and make history—one fine beard at a time.
Disclaimer:
Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods are handcrafted with quality ingredients for a superior grooming experience. However, individual skin types and sensitivities may vary. We recommend conducting a patch test before full use. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
These products are intended for external use only. Avoid contact with eyes, and keep out of reach of children. While inspired by the charm of Old West apothecaries, Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods make no medical claims and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition.
By purchasing and using these products, you acknowledge that Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods is not liable for any adverse reactions or misuse. If you have health concerns, please consult a medical professional before use.
The Inspiration Behind the Name
Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods takes its name from Dr. Alfred Simmons, a character I once played in TFFRP – The Final Frontier Roleplay, a RedM server created by a fellow and friend of mine, Tom. Dr. Simmons was a smooth-talking frontier physician, part doctor, part showman, and full-time entrepreneur. Once a respected physician back East, he ventured into the untamed West, where he quickly became known for his “miraculous” tonics, well-crafted grooming goods, and a silver tongue that could charm both lawmen and outlaws alike. While his “Elixir of the West” was often just candy or whiskey, now his beard balms and mustache waxes gained legendary status, promising any man who uses them a sharper look and a stronger presence.
Though Tom has since shut down TFFRP, the memories we made on FiveM and RedM live on. Dr. Alfred Simmons was more than just a roleplay character—he was a symbol of adventure, wit, and Old West charm. Now, Dr. Alfred’s Fine Grooming Goods carries that spirit forward, blending the tradition of classic grooming with a touch of frontier nostalgia.
Contact us.
hewlettartistry@gmail.com
(541-999-9833
1011 E Main St,
Cottage Grove, OR 97424